I glad you like my post. I wrote an entire book of stories for my family of growing up in northern Maine. Many of the stories revolve around our daily lives with livestock. Here is the story about my first memories of chickens. This is pretty long.
When we moved back to Castle Hill, Maine, we returned the house my parents and brother, Little Jim, were living in when I was born. This house was not exactly what you would call a grand house, or even a nice house. It was what most would call a shack, but it was a roof over our heads. The house did not have plumbing, and I dont even remember it having electricity.
My mothers parents, Grammy and Grampy Carmichael, owned this house. It sat only a few feet away from the house my grandparents lived in. Their house was not much better then the one we were living in, but they always made it feel homey. Today both houses would be called tarpaper shacks. A lot of people were poor from the area, so no one cared what your house looked like, as long as it fit in with the surrounding houses. It was the typical yard full of animals, gardens, outhouses, over grown grass, a washer in the yard, broken down cars, and kids running around. It was basically a very rural setting. It was home, and I loved it there.
I always liked spending time at my grandparents. Us kids were allowed to run around and just be kids, while the adults sat and talked for hours about the weather, the neighbors, or whatever else struck their fancy. You never knew what was going to happen at my grandparents place. Usually it would have to do with kids or animals.
I remember one day my mother, her sister Verna, and Grammy Carmichael were sitting on the front steps of my grandparents house yodeling. I liked to listen to them yodel, to me it was a lot of fun listening to adult woman trying to yodel, yet sounding more like wild cats in heat. Sometimes even the neighborhood coon dogs, which were used for hunting Raccoons, would get in on the act. The woman would yodel and the coon dogs would howl. The music they all made together was a real treat for us kids. Although I would not call the yodeling music to our ears, it was still a lot of fun. Even kids enjoy a good laugh every now and then. The adult women saying yodel, yodel, oh lady who, and the coon dogs howling right along, what a hoot. The woman would stop to do some laundry, but would soon go back to yodeling again, and the hounds would start howling again.
All of a sudden, in the middle of all the yodeling and howling, there was an unfamiliar wail. This was not an intentional musical join in. It was my cousin Betty who lived a few houses up from my grandparents. A dog bit her while she was running down the street. Betty came running into the yard, screaming and limping as she ran. She was going on and on, half crying and half screaming, about being bitten in the butt by the dog up the road. Betty had the teeth marks to prove it. I still think to this day, the dog bit her because the yodeling was hurting its ears, and the poor thing was frustrated that it was not able to stop the noise. Or maybe, the dog was upset because it wasnt invited to join in. Either way, I think the dog was very upset and just had the urge to bite something or someone so it could release some of its frustrations.
The adults took Betty into the house where my family was living, to calm her down and clean the wound. It was determined the bite was not life threatening. There were a few of chickens in the house, which were wondering around the floor picking up crumbs underneath the kitchen table. They had to be shooed out the front door into the yard to continue their search for food. My grandmother was very protective of her chickens and Im surprised she chased them out of the house herself, even if it was to get them out of the house. I remember sitting on the front step trying to block their escape. I was laughing at their frantic antics as they tried to avoid the broom in my grandmother's hands. I was enjoying myself as I watched the colorful birds peck at the crumbs on the worn through vinyle florring and I was disappointed that my grandmother didn't see the cutness in their being in the house that I did.
My grandmother had a strict policy, which was everyone was to leave all chickens alone, especially those with chicks. But, when do kids listen to an adult who tells them to stay away from the chickens? I know I never did. Anytime I saw there were no adults around to see me, I was off on a baby chick hunt.
At my grandparents house there seemed to never be a lack of baby chicks. More then once I got too close to a mother hen and her chicks. Let me tell you, when a mother hen protects her chicks, she doesnt hold back. I got pecked sometimes until I bled, beaten pretty good by flapping wings, clawed by slashing nails, and chased all over the yard with the mother hen ruffled up and cackling right behind me. I would run as fast as I could, and scream at the top of my lungs. Of course just when I thought I was running fast enough to get away from the very upset mother hen, I would trip and have the hen on top of me teaching me what happens to little boys who harass her and her chicks. Sometimes kids never learn though, and Im no exception. I sure did have my share of mad mother hens, attacking me.
One day I was out on the prowl looking for baby chicks. I saw a big mailbox in the grass by the vegetable garden. I walked towards the mailbox thinking what a good place for a hen to raise babies, and I was right. I knelt down and looked inside, there in all her glory was a very upset hen with her babies. As luck would have it, I heard my grandmother coming my way; she was calling for my sister Tina. I had to act soon or Grammy would see I was bothering her chickens again. I was not going to take any chances with my grandmother seeing what I was up to, so I crammed my body, feet first, into the mailbox, with the mother hen and her babies still inside. I pulled the lid closed as best as I could.
It was a tight fit in the mailbox for the mother hen, her babies and me. She was letting me know there was not enough room as she was trying to get me out of her home by pecking fiercely at my legs. I was determined not to leave the mailbox until I was sure my grandmother could not see me when I crawled out. Of course the whole time the hen pecked at me. Each time I was pecked by the mother hen, it felt like a thorn being driven into my leg. I would squirm around trying to get some separation between the very upset mother hen and myself. I would try to make the gap between the friend, which I considered myself to be, and the foe, the vicious mother hen. I knew that not only did I need to be quiet so my grandmother couldnt hear me in the mailbox, but I also had to be careful about how much I moved around so my grandmother wasnt able to see the mailbox moving. I would make little whimpering sounds with each peck I got on my legs by the hens very hard and sharp beak.
All of a sudden I heard my grandmother, not really yelling at my sister Tina, but more in a loud surprised voice, asking my little sister, TINA MAY, HOW DID YOU GET DOWN IN THERE, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? I saw this as my time to make my escape from the mailbox of chicken torture. I threw open the door and crawled out as fast as I could with mother hen right behind me. I ran to where my grandmother was. Even though my grandmother hadnt caught me in the mailbox with the chicken and her babies, by running to her with the hen chasing after me, I had given myself away. No need to worry this time though. Tina was in a worse off situation then I was. After all, my grandmother didnt see me in the mailbox with the hen and her babies. All she saw was little Georgie running, and screaming with a ruffled hen right behind him.
I was the least of my grandmothers worries at the time. My grandmother was calling for everyone to come see where Tina was. I wanted to see too, but it was too messy for a little kid to see. What I was not able to see was what the adults were getting a kick out of. Tina had crawled down inside of the outhouse. She was knee deep in human waste holding a couple of baby chicks. Being in the bottom of the outhouse knee deep in human waste made my little sisters situation a very bad and smelly one, but being down in the bottom of the outhouse with baby chicks was comical just the same.
If I didn't think my sister's situation was so gross I might have stopped long enough to thank her for distracting my grandmother long enough for me to escape the torturous mailbox I was trapped in. My grandmother knew I was on a chicken hunt again and had an upset hen chasing me to prove it, but she didn't know I had actually invaded their mailbox home. If my grandmother had known I could fit inside the large mailbox she may have removed it and then I would have had to spend extra time searching out the new home of the hen and her chicks. Kids don't want to spend extended amounts of time searching for things, they want to find them instantly; especially baby chicks. No kid can resist the urge to hold a newly hatched baby chick.
To this day no mother hen and her babies is safe from my curiosity.