Are there dwarf or miniature cows?

[Hyroler]

I would really like to get cow that gives chocolate milk.I love chocolate milk.I just don't think I have room for full size cow in my studio apartment.I think it would be much more realistic to get dwarf chocolate milk cow especially since I don't have backyard.It would be so cool to be laying in bed and just reach over and squeeze out glass of chocolate milk.Can cows be house broken?

 

[morganalefae]

I really hope your joking about chocolate milk producing cows.

 

[Hyroler]

What they only make full size chocolate milk cows?

 

[morganalefae]

God I hope your joking

 

[Hyroler]

I'm not talking about fake chocolate milk you make with chocolate sryup.I'm talking about real chocolate milk you buy in milk section of store.All natural fresh from cow

 

[morganalefae]

I know a guy that thought that. we told him only the brown cows of any breed when milked would produce chocolate milk and the darker the cow the better the chocolate milk would be. He got pissed when he found out that is a bunch of bull and no cow produces chocolate milk naturally he found out the hard way when he tried to milk brown cow in some farmers field

 

[Hyroler]

Where does chocolate milk come from? Goats?

 

[morganalefae]

chocolate milk is not naturall produced by any animal and never has been. much to many peoples dismay specially our friend who almost got arrested for milking the farmers cow lol.

 

[Hyroler]

That's good to know.It probably would of been hard to raise a cow in my apartment anyways

 

[morganalefae]

aw come on a mini jersey cow would be so cute as a pet. also want to state we had the guys family and other friends in on the joke. I might go to hell for it but man was it funny!