Are there REALLY inbred cannibals in the woods of west VA?

[JD4570]

LOL you all are to funny! Clowns are not scarey. The fake life sized santa we have in the dark upstairs storage area of my store is SCAREY!

Aw, you're not scared of old Sandy Claws are you? . . . . . .

 

[chickened]

I have a proven method for removing cannibals in the woods... clearcutting. It always works because they are never there when I am done.

 

[ladyrsanti]

My husband and I once drove to a ghost town in WV and yeah, it was scary---not the ghost town, that was awesome... just... getting there on steep dirt switchbacks, one lane bridges and STARING locals...

 

[downsm75]

They were wondering if they should stuff you with apples and onions or taters and stale bread..

 

[Red Barn Farms]

I thought everyone knew there were cannibals living in ALL wooded and forested areas of the USA

The Albino Cannibals of Ghost Mountain in Pennsylvania

http://www.weirdus.com/states/pennsylvania/fabled_people_and_places/albino_ghost_mountain/index.php

 

[ladyrsanti]

I had a great time reading this thread. You guys are hilarious! Thanks!

 

[rrrmamma]

Spook, if the cannibals in the dark woods didn't get them the Casinos probably did!

 

[theoldchick]

Cannibals at work:

 

[Beekissed]

Pretty cannibals!

 

[Spookwriter]

Often described as a "sweet" meat taste.

Okay, being me I have have some odd converations with
people here and there. Don't ask why.

But "stewed" was the preferred method...


Spook...it's gonna take a really big pot to cook me in.


***BUT if you're bound to go and see for yourself, make sure
to go with friends much bigger than you. (fat people are easier
to catch)