Are You a Practical Chicken Keeper... or a Total Chicken Spoiler? 🧁

[Luckyhen006]

I got an 11.

 

[BDutch]

15 points.
I would say a Practical Balanced Beaker.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

Most of my answers are None of the above.

I got 1 point.

 

[sals_chicks]

As fun as this is (I love the creative answers), I don't even need to take the quiz to know that I am a crazy chicken spoiler lady. lol. Whatever the max score is, I got 50 more than that.

 

[Debbie292d]

I had to stretch a few of those answers and try pick the closest one, then wound up a 21. Sounds about right!

 

[notabitail]

I got 7. The "None-of-the-Above-r".

 

[Synthlady]

Apparently I'm a balanced beaker, scored 18. I love my chickens!!!!

 

[Shadrach]

Allowing for close enough in my answers I scored thus:

1. How do you greet your chickens in the morning?

A
I only greet the senior rooster or hen by name.

2. What’s your go-to treat for your flock?

C
It's illegal here in the UK to feed chickens kitchen scraps. Dietary supplements (Treats) are tinned fish, nuts, meat, cheese and some fruit.

3. What’s your coop cleaning routine like?

C
Daily dropping removal and floor sweep

4. Have you ever dressed up your chickens?

A
Yer avin a larf.. No.

5. What kind of décor does your coop have?

A

6. How often do you post about your chickens online?

A
Every day

7. What’s your chicken first-aid kit like?

C

8. Do your chickens have names?

B

9. How do you handle a sick hen?

None of the above.
I very rarely isolate the sick from their tribe.

10. What’s your dream chicken upgrade?

None of the above
Five acres of unkempt land and the money to fence the entire five acres.

 

[StinkyAcres]

15–22 Points: The Balanced Beaker
You’ve found the sweet spot between function and fun. Your flock is well cared for, and you love to sprinkle in the occasional extra treat or coop upgrade. Chickens are livestock and loved ones!

I got 18 - sounds right! My chickens are outdoor pets.

 

[StinkyAcres]

It's illegal here in the UK to feed chickens kitchen scraps. Dietary supplements (Treats) are tinned fish, nuts, meat, cheese and some fruit.

Weird..why is it illegal? Let's be honest, the treats you mentioned are basically kitchen scraps!