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Oh dear, we are gonna get in trouble. I have this whole play in my mind---which is oddly reminicent of my freshman year in college. Patch thinks he is a velociraptor, Runt is crawling through the bushes thinking she is a commando stalking escaping hot wheels, and Dozer is sitting on a chair clucking about "how SMALL everyone looks from wwaaaaay up here".
Boy I hope none of those folks from the dorm are lurkers here
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see a laying hen high.
I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
when I see an rooster flyin' high.
I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable I'll take your word
I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see a laying hen high.