Arizona Chickens

[mclevinson]

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DONE!

Thank you Meg Moringaseed! You are fabulous

Quite welcome!

 

[mclevinson]

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Some years ago, when I was really into fishing, my mother bought me a lamp in the shape of a realistic looking large mouth bass. It had a hideous green ruffled shade. It didn't go with anything in our house--not even remotely, but that didn't stop my mother. What the heck am I going to do with a bass lamp? It now resides in the back workshop in the garage. I can't bear to get rid of it because she was so happy to give it to me. I just know that someday she'll be here and ask, "where's your fish lamp?"

And it begins...

My parents found out about my new obsession - not difficult as I "prance" around stating, "I'm getting chickens" constantly...

I am the proud owner of a ceramic chicken purchased at the Mesa Art Center.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/99626_img_2843.jpg

It came pre-named: Dame Judith

My sympathies...

 

[LarryPQ]

Meg- You, me, Pastrymama sometime this week?

 

[mclevinson]

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Wednesday?

 

[LarryPQ]

Excellent.

 

[ca]

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We can only guess your intentions with the precious hen. She is sitting on a stove...
Why don't you tell your parents that your new passion is collecting gold coins?

Those convert easily into anything a chickeneer needs. One coin = 273 nipples...

 

[Gallo del Cielo]

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We can only guess your intentions with the precious hen. She is sitting on a stove...
Why don't you tell your parents that your new passion is collecting gold coins?

Those convert easily into anything a chickeneer needs. One coin = 273 nipples...

Yes!

..my sympathies...

 

[pastrymama]

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Wednesday?

i can't on wednesday. it's early release plus i have brownies after school. thursday? maybe we'll get chooks chick?

 

[Mikey D]

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We can only guess your intentions with the precious hen. She is sitting on a stove...
Why don't you tell your parents that your new passion is collecting gold coins?

Those convert easily into anything a chickeneer needs. One coin = 273 nipples...

Yes!

..my sympathies...

So how to go about it and still be gracious?

"Dear friends and family:

While I do seem to be obsessed by chickens lately...

--- 4 more days to chickies!!! ---

my obsession is quite limited to the live variation.

All chicken gifts are appreciated but chicken decor is not really where it's at.

So next time you're looking for that perfect chicken gift...

Think - CHICKEN FEED!

Thank you and have a nice day!"

Wadda ya think? Nip it in the bud? Facebook status? Preprinted post cards?

 

[The Critter Place]

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Yes!

..my sympathies...

So how to go about it and still be gracious?

"Dear friends and family:

While I do seem to be obsessed by chickens lately...

--- 4 more days to chickies!!! ---

my obsession is quite limited to the live variation.

All chicken gifts are appreciated but chicken decor is not really where it's at.

So next time you're looking for that perfect chicken gift...

Think - CHICKEN FEED!

Thank you and have a nice day!"

Wadda ya think? Nip it in the bud? Facebook status? Preprinted post cards?

Well,
It's not as bad as the goose clock I had.

Not sure if the note would help.

Once the gifts start your doomed!