~~Ask Owlkins~~

[OwlLover]

How do I take down my Christmas tree?

Get out da chainsaw. Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I properly dress warm enough for this bitter cold weather (0 to 5 degrees Fahrenheit) we are having?

 

[Malibu99]

How do I get the the store that's like 15 miles away without driving?

 

[ilovemysilkie]

Owlkins has gave me the honor of answering questions on here. :_

 

[NinjaRooster]

Owlkins has gave me the honor of answering questions on here. :_

YAY!!! OK, here is my question:

How do I properly dress warm enough for this bitter cold weather (0 to 5 degrees Fahrenheit) we are having?

 

[ilovemysilkie]

How do I properly dress warm enough for this bitter cold weather (0 to 5 degrees Fahrenheit) we are having?

Take the chainsaw and cut a bunch of fabric to be warm enough. Problem solved.

 

[ilovemysilkie]

How do I get the the store that's like 15 miles away without driving?

Ride the chainsaw all the way there. Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I get FASTER. Like at EVERYTHING, I'm really slow and I'm tired of it.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I get FASTER. Like at EVERYTHING, I'm really slow and I'm tired of it.

Become a time lord and warp time. Problem solved.

 

[Chickenfan4life]

How to I get well in time for a pizza party which is in 4 days? DX