~~Ask Owlkins~~

[OwlLover]

How do i get myself a cool nickname like yours? Owlkins... Cayugakins? no, that doesn't have that certain ring to it that yours does...

Caykins..?

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

How do I steal an elephant from a zoo?

 

[OwlLover]

Run out of the zoo, screaming "THEY'RE LOOSE AND RABID! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Then, when everyone files out in a blind panic, grab an alien spaceship from a crash site in the woods, and cloak it so that no humans or radar can see. Fly it to the zoo, and abduct the elephant. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

Might try that.


How do I get Owlkins to RWTP?

 

[Malibu99]

How do I get all of my Christmas decorations down in 5 minutes?

 

[OwlLover]

Might try that.


How do I get Owlkins to RWTP?

Confess. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

Quote:
...Confess what?

 

[OwlLover]

How do I get all of my Christmas decorations down in 5 minutes?

Get your chainsaw out. Cut the Christmas tree down with it, slice the wreaths in half, cut down the other trees with lights, and slice everything else in half. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

Quote:
...Confess what?

Just confess and deny. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

Quote:
...Confess what?

Just confess and deny. Problem solved.

confess
deny

NOW, GO TO RWTP!