~~Ask Owlkins~~

[Malibu99]

Okay, how do I get a chainsaw in the next 10 seconds?

 

[OwlLover]

Listen to Justin Bieber for 5 seconds, and you'll make one appear out of thin air. Make sure you have some earplugs to put in immediately after the 5 seconds to make sure that your eardrums don't explode. Problem solved.

 

[Malibu99]

I'll just stay chainsaw-less. ;D

 

[OwlLover]

My friend told me this once:

If any of them ghetto kids try to ask me out and are all: "C'mon gurl, I got swagger!", I'll keep my voice monotoned and say: "Swagger is for boys like you. Class is for men like Chris Hemsworth."

I'll be cracking up inside as I walk away.

That's exactly what I think of when that stupid JB song starts playing in my head. Swag is for dumb boys like you, Justino. Class is for men like Chris Hemsworth and Reid Perry. XD The wisdom of TechnoCat.

 

[CayugaLover]

How do I make Justin Beiber fall off a cliff? :3

 

[OwlLover]

Play one of The Band Perry's songs for him. He'll realize that they make him look like a stupid joke, and he'll be so ashamed that he will jump. Problem solved.

 

[Malibu99]

How do I fall asleep?

 

[OwlLover]

Charge at a brick wall going 60 MPH and crash into it head first. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

Why not 60.1 MPH?

How do I choose which color to color my sky in my field drawing with?

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I...
Get good at the mind cruelty program known as MATH?