~~Ask Owlkins~~

[OwlLover]

Owlkins knows the answers to all your problems. Ask away here!

 

[OwlLover]

For example:

If you need to remove pencil drawings from the wall, get some crayons and scribble over them.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

How about if I need to get crayon drawings off a wall?

 

[OwlLover]

Get some dynamite and light the crayon drawings up. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

How do you make my dog go to his bed without actually asking him to go to his bed?

 

[OwlLover]

Get out a chainsaw and chase him around until he goes to his bed. Problem solved.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

Wrong. Ask "Howie, do you want to go outside?"

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I fix an electrical problem?

 

[OwlLover]

How do I fix an electrical problem?

Take a bucket of water and hurl it onto the offending electrical socket, wire, terminal, or generator. Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

Take a bucket of water and hurl it onto the offending electrical socket, wire, terminal, or generator. Problem solved.

hehehehe

Ok, how do I properly freeze water?