~~Ask Owlkins~~

[OwlLover]

How do I fix my spaceship??

Throw a hammer at it. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I wear flipflops in the snow and yet not get cold?

Boil some water and dump it onto your feet before you go outside. Problem solved.

 

[OwlLover]

How do I keep my cat off of my laptop?

Scream "GET OFF THE FREAKING LAPTOP OR YOU BETTER DIG TWO!" and then get out a chainsaw and chase it around the house. Repeat as many times as necessary. Remember, "Better Dig Two" is key. Problem solved.

 

[NinjaRooster]

How do I Make people thing that I am not some weird social outcast.

 

[OwlLover]

Simply don't worry about what other people think. Problem solved.

(Probably the only trustworthy piece of advice on this thread lol)

 

[NinjaRooster]

Simply don't worry about what other people think. Problem solved.

(Probably the only trustworthy piece of advice on this thread lol)

(Actually, that Is the least of my concerns. HAHAHA)

How do I...
Get my schoolwork done faster?

 

[miss heny]

How do I.... roast a owl?

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

How do I pepper an owl correctly?

 

[Chickenfan4life]

How do I get revenge on a guy who wont stop picking on me?

How do I get a guy to avoid me?

 

[OwlLover]

Go right up to him and say "Marry me". Trust me, it works. Problem solved.