At airport security checkpoints...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by thebritt, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. thebritt

    thebritt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 5, 2009
    Humboldt County
    Maybe retired doctors could conduct the "body cavity" searches and check for polyps and other irregularities [​IMG] (overheard at the brewpub).
  2. coloradochick

    coloradochick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 19, 2007
    Brighton, CO
    2 birds with one stone sort of thinkin...... [​IMG]
  3. Amyable

    Amyable Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 16, 2008
    Greenleaf, WI
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  4. Dunkopf

    Dunkopf Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 24, 2010
    Kiowa, Colorado
    I thought that was a doctor. Felt like it.
  5. Royd

    Royd Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2009
    Middleburg, Fl.
    Quote:There's probably a section in the new healthcare bill about it. Then, it will be train stations, bus terminals, courthouses and then, city bus stops...Free health screening for all.

    Oh, yeah, and they can do your annual stress test, in the process.
  6. justbugged

    justbugged Head of the Night Crew for WA State

    Jan 27, 2009
    DH calls the check points the "Taliban Road Block". He flies nearly every week. There aught to be a way to have some kind of pass for business people that are traveling every week or more. I do know that if some Yahoo tried to start something that DH would happy to make sure that the person was incapacitated. My only fear is that he could actually kill a person that tried to high-jack a plane. I know that I don't really every want to fly again, just because of the checkpoints. I don't want to be molested by a stranger.
  7. Dunkopf

    Dunkopf Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 24, 2010
    Kiowa, Colorado
    Osama turned out to be a pretty darn smart dude. His intention was to bring America to it's knees financially. "Mission accomplished". Look at how much it cost to protect the airports. Trillions spent on the wars. Billions on Homeland Security. Privacy a thing of the past.

    I think the body scanners and searches will eventually go bye bye. I'm still looking forward to going through a body scanner though.
  8. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

    May 3, 2009
    New Jersey
    Wonder why on my last "pat down" the guy looked at me strangely when I said, "Ooh, thanks."[​IMG] Mr Sourland (Taking a page from Mr birdaholic who prefers to be called Sir birdaholic. Think he was knighted?"
  9. Dunkopf

    Dunkopf Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 24, 2010
    Kiowa, Colorado
    I would say "Further down and to the right".
  10. DuckLady

    DuckLady ~~~Administrator~~~BYC Store Support Staff Member

    Jan 11, 2007
    NE Washington State
    Ok, this thread has gone too far into bad taste.
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