So some friends and I were telling embarrassing stories the other day and one of my friend's mom's friend had a hilarious one.... She went out to eat at On The Border with a bunch of friends and they got a appetizer with guacamole and cheese dip and such, ANYWAY it upset her stomach and she got the runs so she went to the restroom. She's one of those women who "hover" over the toilet seat... I don't even know how this is possible but ummm... she missed. So she felt bad and went out to find an employee. She finds a guy and tells him she has puked on the floor in the restroom and asked if she could have some cleaning supplies to clean it up. He comes in and knocks on her stall and she tells him she'll do it and for him just to hand the cleaning supplies under the stall. He said no and that it was his job. She insisted but he wouldn't let up. So finally she opens the stall door.......... and BOLTS! She pushed past the poor guy and as she's making a sprint out the door she hears "OH MY GOSH!" and a string of profanities. She grabs her friends and they leave with her without an explanation why they were leaving. I don't think there is any story that can top that one.