Bad jokes A.K.A don't listen to me!

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*Clears throat*

I have a dream! I have a dream, that Broodies will let us candle our eggs. Where all chicks can grow up and beloved whether they be silkie, Wyandotte, or CX. Where a rooster doesn't crow. Where cockerels are predictable and all breeds are Sex-Links. Where all new BYC members have profile pics and location. Where chickens sound beautiful when they sing their egg laying song. Where chickens are allowed in KFC (Funny story later...) and most importantly where any chicken can cross the road without being questioned. Now, Brothers and Sisters help me achieve that dream!"
*Smattering of applause*
 
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Poor ducky. He just wanted some KFC..DuN dUn DuUuN!1!!!!!11!!!
 
SO, my old silkie used to walk on leash/harness. We wanted to try sometin CRAZY(!!!!!) so we walked across town to KFC. A new intern went, "Is that little chickie for meat?" I said, "No, but do you have plain mashed potatoes? No gravy?" HE was like "Ya we do." So I got some and let Nipper, my silkie, eat them. The next day we came back to share more mashed potatoes but a sign on the door said "No chickens unless they are food." So I have never ever ever eaten at KFC. Period.
 

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