Ban The Member Above You

[CatLoverLu]

Banned for jumping over turkeys so you can bite June Bugs riding falling leaves in the Autumn

Banned for loving tortoises so much you kissed one on the nose and died.

 

[Bakbuk]

Banned for loving tortoises so much you kissed one on the nose and died.

Banned for being a hyrax with a head made out of watermelon

 

[CatLoverLu]

Banned for being a hyrax with a head made out of watermelon

Banned for chopping whales with a rock

 

[Bakbuk]

Banned for chopping whales with a rock

Banned for not bungee jumping off of a self-propelled pea pod

 

[Anime2lover]

Banned for chopping whales with a rock

Banned for breaking a diamond with a butterknife.

 

[Bakbuk]

Banned for breaking a diamond with a butterknife.

Banned for splitting ink with a walrus

 

[Anime2lover]

Banned for splitting ink with a walrus

Banned for sleeping on the top of your head with a rooster roosting on the heels of your feet.

 

[CatLoverLu]

Banned for splitting ink with a walrus

Banned for drinking tea with a flamingo

 

[Bakbuk]

Banned for drinking tea with a flamingo

Banned for thinking that I’m not drinking tea with my family

 

[CatLoverLu]

Banned for thinking that I’m not drinking tea with my family

Banned for spitting on THE