Bananas

revans2003

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Bananas are the worst thing ever!

They taste horrible, I would rather lick a freeway than eat a banana.

They have a terrible consistency, It feels like your chewing radioactive sludge.

They are overwhelming, if you put a tiny bit of banana in your smoothie or drink, all you will taste is the banana, so by definition they are also selfish.

Bottom line, bananas are jerks.
 
When I was a kid, my mom used to slice bananas(thin) and put sour cream on them ,then sugar - a lot of sugar in my case. I think that was the only edible way to have them.
 
My cousin used to make Spry and sugar sandwiches - Spry was just like solid Crisco back in the day. Fat and sugar, the mainstays of a healthy diet
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