banned from wal mart (not me but very funny)

[Hillbilly Hen]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[The Chicken People]

That must have been my son! He told me the one about the door greeter...A mean lady walks in with two of the worst behaved kids greeter says, Welcome to walmart are they twins? lady replies heck no one is 5 the other is 8 ,what makes u think they are twins? He replies I cant believe someone mated with you ...twice!

 

[kagedgoddess]

makes me think of shaycarl, LOL. thanks for sharing!

 

[obe10]

omg m&ms on layaway what a good idea i am gonna try that!!!!

 

[Sillystunt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Lil Chirp]

oop busted a gut

 

[Emzyyy]

LOL my brother saw this joke where you take a old barcode and swipe it with a magnet a couple times and stick it on the bottom of a cart and when it goes through the doors the alarm will go off.

 

[backdoorchicken]

Quote:
in high school we would drop a book in someones bag and the alarm would go off when they left the library

 

[Dar]

Quote:
I have done:
#1
#2 it was not all of them just 3 clocks that were wind up
#11
and I will add
got everyone of the bouncing tiggers going on the shelf
sat on the swings in the seasonal department drinking my coffee while DH was shopping

 

[bgelber]