Banny's List of Quotamentagraphs

[Ducks and Banny hens]

if only you knew what I was talking about

I gotta ask -- what were you talking about, Lidy? The barfight? The dead tree? The ad?

 

[chicklover16]

I gotta ask -- what were you talking about, Lidy? The barfight? The dead tree? The ad?

YOU!! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!!

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

What were you right about me about?

 

[chicklover16]

What were you right about me about?

I better not say

someone I know wouldn't be very happy with me

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

That sounds so much like me....
We were on a bus going home from school, and people were getting off.
Me: Why are the people leaving?!
Let's call her Amamderr: Because they need to go home.
Me: B-but why would anyone ever want to leave the unicorn?!
Amamderr: Um... Aves? What are you on?

 

[DinosRBirds]

lolz

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Me - Hello, Mary, how are you feeling? I brought you some flowers.
Mary - Thank you. This traction's very uncomfortable but I'm feeling okay. Just set them over there with the others.
Me - You know, I saved your life.
Mary - Really?
Me - yeah. I preformed CPR for 30 minutes!
Doctor - But She was hit by a car!
Me - I know.
Mary - NURSE! I NEED A GLASS OF MOUTHWASH!
Me - {chuckles}

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

a few years later....

Mary - Good morning,dear. Where do you keep the cereal bowls?
Me - Right up here (takes out a bowl; takes an egg out of the bowl; starts pouring milk)
Mary - (opens door; shreaks) WHY IS THERE A DUCK IN THE CUPBORAD!?!?!
Me - Agnes get out of there! Why do you always like to make your nest in the bowls? (continues pouring milk; Agnes waddles outside)
Mary - (blank stare)

 

[chloezoebob101]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MAKE ME CRACK UP!!! wait, did that really happen?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Naw, Agnes couldn't ever figure out how to get into the house