Banny's List of Quotamentagraphs

[Ducks and Banny hens]

At a revival, in my rather tender years...

Nelly - Well I think he likes ME more.
Emily - No he'd like ME more.
Mary - He wouldn't like you, Emily, everybody hates you!
Nelly - Well, if he called on me, I'd let him have all the free candy he wants from my father's store!
Emily - If he'd call on me, I'd let him have all the lumber he wants from my father's mill!
Mary - If he called on me, I'd even let him kiss me.
Emily - Well why don't we ask him what he thinks!
Nelly - Good Idea! Who do you favour the most?
Me - Uh.... I don't know, but that was a great auction. (walks toward banquet table to get cake)

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

That sounds so much like me....
We were on a bus going home from school, and people were getting off.
Me: Why are the people leaving?!
Let's call her Amamderr: Because they need to go home.
Me: B-but why would anyone ever want to leave the unicorn?!
Amamderr: Um... Aves? What are you on?

Are you sure that's a story you want to share with the public, Noodle? (joking, joking; I know it's just a play on words)

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

What do you mean, DBH?
To be clear, I wasn't, and nor will I ever be 'on' something(if ya get what I mean).

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

What do you mean, DBH?
To be clear, I wasn't, and nor will I ever be 'on' something(if ya get what I mean).

(I know) That's what I meant by play on words.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

What do you mean, DBH?

To be clear, I wasn't, and nor will I ever be 'on' something(if ya get what I mean).

(I know) That's what I meant by play on words.

I thinl I get it now.

 

[chicklover16]

At a revival, in my rather tender years...

Nelly - Well I think he likes ME more.
Emily - No he'd like ME more.
Mary - He wouldn't like you, Emily, everybody hates you!
Nelly - Well, if he called on me, I'd let him have all the free candy he wants from my father's store!
Emily - If he'd call on me, I'd let him have all the lumber he wants from my father's mill!
Mary - If he called on me, I'd even let him kiss me.
Emily - Well why don't we ask him what he thinks!
Nelly - Good Idea! Who do you favour the most?
Me - Uh.... I don't know, but that was a great auction. (walks toward banquet table to get cake)

do you make these quotes up?

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Me - (walks into emerge) Hello, I need an X-ray. My hand seems to have some broken bones; somebody didn't appreciate my vivid sense of humor.

 

[chicklover16]

Me - (walks into emerge) Hello, I need an X-ray. My hand seems to have some broken bones; somebody didn't appreciate my vivid sense of humor.

oh I can totaly see that one happening!

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

You're just lucky I deleted the underwear joke!

 

[chicklover16]

You're just lucky I deleted the underwear joke!