BeakBook

[notabitail]

Welcome to BeakBook, the thread for your chickens to chat with each other.

 

[Gigachad poultry]

Hello fellow chickens! I'm Susan, I'm sure we will all be great friends! My Hooman gave me womdermelon today!

 

[notabitail]

Welcome to BeakBook, the thread for your chickens to chat with each other.

The Empress is here. Empress Josephine.

 

[Sally PB]

Hello? Hello? My name is Pip. Someone thought I was a cockerel a couple months ago. I'm going to show them when I lay an egg in November, aren't I?

 

[Gigachad poultry]

The Empress is here. Empress Josephine. View attachment 3630921

Hello Empress, when do I get my monthly mealworms? I've been keeping track on Italy your Empress! Although my hooman is due on his tax for me.

 

[Gigachad poultry]

Ugh, my hooman gave me watermelon that wasn't up to my standards

 

[Gigachad poultry]

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Hello? Hello? My name is Pip. Someone thought I was a cockerel a couple months ago. I'm going to show them when I lay an egg in November, aren't I?

Silly hoomans, did they give you treats today?

 

[notabitail]

Hello Empress, when do I get my monthly mealworms? I've been keeping track on Italy your Empress! Although my hooman is due on his tax for me.View attachment 3630951

You get them today. My graciousness hath said so. If thy human doth not feed thee, thou shalt report him immediately.

 

[notabitail]

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Ugh, my hooman gave me watermelon that wasn't up to my standards

I love watermelon when it is good. Tell your human that you did not like it.
-Josey.

 

[Gigachad poultry]

You get them today. My graciousness hath said so. If thy human doth not feed thee, thou shalt report him immediately.

Ok Empress! Thank you your Empress!