My friend the chicken farmer just got back from his vacation in Africa. He came over to thank me for feeding and watching over his flock, and I asked him how the trip was. He said it was great, especially the safari. "The nettles and undergrowth were so thick we couldn't see much. I parted a bush to step through it and a lion jumped up and went ROOOAAAARRRRR! I pooped my pants." He looked embarrassed as he said the last part, so I tried to make him feel better by saying "I'm sure a lion would scare the heck out of me too .... anyone." And he said "No. I mean JUST NOW when I went "ROOOAAARRR!"
