Best joke

[noahsgeese]

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Good Job on that one!!!

 

[miladachicken]

My favorite only works in person, it's a knock knock joke;
Knock knock
Who's there
Smell mop
Smell Mop who? >>>>>>Joke's on them, it sound's like "Smell my Poo" And they have to keep on saying it until they get it and everybody else is on the floor laughing

I love those other ones, much better than mine!

 

[geosheets]

A horse walks into a bar... bartender looks at him and says... Why the long face?
















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[lex381]

not the best but.....



What happens when 2 drums and a cymbal fall out of an airplane?






Du Du Ch.

this one works best in person to.



What is red and smells like blue paint?





red paint.

cause they both smell the same, get it? get it? get it... ino its pretty bad

What happened to the sailors on the blue ship and red ship when they collided?





they were marooned. ha ha ha ha...

 

[hrdwrkgrl]

Where do bee's catch the bus?

any idea?

Why.. the "buzz" stop of course! xoxox

 

[herefordlovinglady]

Traffic Camera

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.



You can't fix stupid.

 

[44Wolves]

As I was driving home last night and it was pitch dark.The traffic light that hangs in the middle of the 4-way intersection is blinking all the colors, but then a man comes to fix the light and it stops on green. you can only guess what happend to be on my car after i hear a loud *THUMP*

 

[miladachicken]

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I don't get it?

 

[ChickBond 007]

How do you kill a blue elephant?
.... Blue Elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
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.... Squeeze him until he's blue and shoot him with a Blue Elephant Gun.

 

[chickeypeep101]

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I don't get it?

He hit the guy fixing the light