Best sign

[English Chick]

Love it!! ROFL>>>

 

[verity]

When our last grandchild was born my husband bought a pretty ceramic sign that says in Spanish "Bienvenidos a la Casa de la Abuelita" -- loosely translated to 'Welcome to the House of the Grandma" (grandmother)

Recently, the 6 year old grand-boy asked what it says,
I pointed out the part that says 'Grandma' and asked if he could figure out the rest of it ---

Without missing a beat, he said, 'Beware of the Grandma!"

Makes me laugh every time I see it now!

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
Get yourself some wide white tape. Draw the outline of a human body on your front porch with the tape (ala CSI). Toss some religious pamphlets around the outline.
Works every time.

 

[jbowyer01]

My Dh just bought me a little sign for the front door thats states " Dog love strangers, says they taste like chicken" I love it.

 

[Camelot Farms]

Saw this on a church the other day...

"Dont worry...even Moses was a basket case"

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
Hehe. Our puppy, like alot of dogs, loves the taste of chicken poo. Every time DH introduces the pup to someone new he tells them "Better watch out! He's a **** eating dog!"

 

[Funky Feathers]

My neighbor anwers the door *buck* naked every time the Jehovah's witnesses come. Needless to say, they stopped coming. HaHaHa!

Last time they came here I told them I am selling chickens and ducks, either buy some or pay me for my time!

 

[chickerdoodle]

They had for sale a very large dog food bowl with "Killer" on it and a heavy chain to put in front of your doorway to keep folks from ringing the bell.

Actually we do have an ex-military dog and she barks quite "seriously" if I tell her before I open the door--hehehehe.....

 

[chickenzoo]

Ones I made.............

 

[chickerdoodle]