Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Vince: Mommy says Pepper has to leave because she's too mean.
Stormy: I'll miss her
Autumn: She was my best friend, then she stabbed me in the back! I have a bald spot on my head from her picking!

Buttermilk: Oh no!! Everyone is leaving!!
Hedwig: *in her sternest voice* Now, Pepper, you be nice now.
Bisquick:

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: count your blessings, Chicks. there is no homeowners association here!!!!
Marianne: If there was one, I wonder what they would do....

Elanor: I don't think I would want to know...

Selena: Oh boy...

 

[Chicks Galore3]

Vince: Mommy says Pepper has to leave because she's too mean.
Stormy: I'll miss her
Autumn: She was my best friend, then she stabbed me in the back! I have a bald spot on my head from her picking!

Me: same here, but with all of my chickens. I've switched feeds and it seems to be helping.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: Mommy went through the yard with a BIG scary machine!!
Bisquick: It's a lawn mower....
Snap: BUT IT'S LOUD AND SCARY!!!
Bisquick: Whatever...

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Henny: We HATE lawn mowers!! They chase us!
Akira: And threaten my eggs!
Gwynn: It's really fun to dust bathe. Basil and I do it all day long.
Akira: Whenever I dust bathe, I turn brown.
Louise: I also like sun bathing.
Penny: And preening!
Audrey: Penny, you preen too much.
Penny: There is no such thing as preening too much!
Basil: Umm, yeah there is.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: Oh my word-- I love preening, Penny!!
Bisquick: You like preening too much.
Snap: Yea!
Buttermilk: Like what Penny said-- There is so such thing as preening too much!!
Snap: Yea!!
Bisquick: Buttermilk, sometimes you preen a bit too much though. Only sometimes.
Snap: Yea!!
Bisquick Buttermilk: *both look at Snap*
Buttermilk: Whose side are you on?!

 

[AraucanaAnnie]

Penny: I know how you feel Buttermilk! I preen day in and day out.
Henny: All night long too! She sleep preens!
Louise: It's seriously annoying!
Midge: Not as annoying as the hen who sleep clucks...
Akira: It's just a habit!
Audrey: Sometimes I wish I had normal sisters...
Basil: What's the fun of normal?

 

[chickencrazy429]

Penny: I know how you feel Buttermilk! I preen day in and day out.
Henny: All night long too! She sleep preens!
Louise: It's seriously annoying!
Midge: Not as annoying as the hen who sleep clucks...
Akira: It's just a habit!
Audrey: Sometimes I wish I had normal sisters...
Basil: What's the fun of normal?

Buttermilk: Oh my word, I can so relate, Audrey. I feel like I live with a bunch of bozos sometimes.
All chickens but Buttermilk: HEY!!
Snap: We are NOT bozos-WHOOOAAAA!!! *trips over feed table* *faceplant*
Bisquick: *RASPBERRY* HA!! Good one, Snappers.
Buttermilk: Like I said-- Bozos.

 

[oceanjean]

Oreo: Hi, I'm Oreo a light brahma hen

may I join?

Snow Field: I'm Snow Field a light brahma hen. Can I join too?

 

[Chickies4ever]

Peep: IT IS SWELTERING OUT HERE!
Cheep: Go away Peep you are being to loud *she is in the nest box*
Peep: Oh look it's Miss Cranks.
Cheep: GO AWAY! I AM TRYING TO MAKE THESE EGGS HATCH HERE!
Mocha: Woah Cheep dont act to happy, your killing me.
Cheep: *glares*
Brownie: Cheep c'mon your eggs aren't gonna hatch. We don't have a rooster.
Cheep: I am never giving up on my dreams!
Mocha: But your awake..... HAHAHA! GET MY JOKE?! HUH? HUH?
All chickens except Mocha: *blank stares*
Lilly: Can you guys be quiet you are creating so much racket.
Marie: Yea really.
Cheep: Thank you!
Brownie: OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE!!!!!
Mocha: BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIGHHHT!
Peep: WHAT SOOOOOO PROOOUUUDLLY WE HAIL AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING!
Brownie Mocha and Peep: WHO'S BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS!
Cheep: Oh my goodness why couldn't I have just had a normal family *face palm*