[Late last night]
Hedwig Pippy: *giggle*
Hedwig: Shhh...
Pippy: Hehehe.
Hedwig: *carefully lifts Hazel's feet up*
Pippy: *squirts glue on roost*
Hedwig: *SNORT* HA-
Pippy: Shu-shu-shu-shu-shuuuuush!!!
Hedwig: Sorry!! *puts Hazel's feet down*
Hazel: *SNORT* ZZzzzz.......
[Early this morning]
Hazel: *YAWN* Hmm... That was a good night's sleep.
Hedwig: *giggle* *eating breakfast*
Hazel: Well, you're up bright and early, Hettie.
Hedwig: *giggle* Ha- yea, um... *SNORT*
Hazel: What's so funny?!
Hedwig: Oh ya know, this piece of layer food looked like it was waving at me- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omelette: *still on the roost* That's Hettie for ya....
Hazel: Whatever, I'm getting up. I'm starved. *tries to get up* *smacks into the roost* OW!!!
Pippy Hedwig: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hazel: I DARE SAY!!! WHAT IN TARNATION HAS HAPPENED?!
Pippy: We glued your feet to the roost!!
Hazel: And just HOW do you expect me to get off?!
Pippy Hedwig: *blank stare*
Hedwig: *scratches head* Well, I didn't think of that one.
Hazel: Thanks bozos!