Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Just1Me]

Lady: We escaped the coop yesterday!
Gertie: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Princess: The Food Person left the door open. Hehe, and we escaped. Everyone except for Terry, that is.
Terry:
Lady: And then we got put back in. Mean Food People.

DapperDuck: And where-eth did thee go when thee-eth escaped their clutches of wire?

CrazyWildHen: I still haven't forgiven you.

DapperDuck: And what-eth did I doooo?!

CrazyWildHen: FIGURE IT OUT!

DapperDuck: *SIGH* For a Hen of Happiness you sure-eth grumpy.

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: In the grassy field and then into the woods. There are good bugs beneath the pine needles. :3

 

[chickenlover80]

Cheep: Mommy hurt her ankle so Grammy and Grandpapa fed us the s'morning
Peep: Yea... I miss mommy.
Mocha: WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET HURT?!
Marie: Goodness Mocha it's not her fault. Well sort of.
Lilly: I hope she gets better soon!

 

[earlybird10842]

Cheep: Mommy hurt her ankle so Grammy and Grandpapa fed us the s'morning
Peep: Yea... I miss mommy.
Mocha: WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET HURT?!
Marie: Goodness Mocha it's not her fault. Well sort of.
Lilly: I hope she gets better soon!

Sophia: Oh, dear! What happened?!
Elanor: It's SPRING!!!
Marianne: Now to brood or not to brood...that is the question.
Sophie: Not this year, please.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Omelette: I would say not to brood, Marianne... From what Bisquick tells Hettie, broodies are meeaann....
Bisquick: Broodies are bad. <--- That's what I've learned.
Buttermilk: It's a good EXPERIENCE.
Snap: I've only tried it a couple of times.
Bisquick: NOT ME!!!
Hedwig: My T.A.O.E. (The Art Of Egglaying) teacher told me I'm too small. :3 I'm just about banty sized.
Pippy: But I can fly really well. Me and Hazey are on the Flying team, not just the Jr. Flying team.
Hazel: Ya, and if you go broody it can mess up your flying, so that's a no-go for me...

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: It's getting more springy every day!
Elanor: Carefull--we may be in for a wintry surprise soon. It's only march, after all.
Marianne: But it is the beginning of the end!

 

[earlybird10842]

Pepper: WHERE IS FUD LADY
Amulet: Didn't you see her? She gave us cold, fresh water and THEN she left.
Pepper: Oh, no I didn't see her. My bad. ^-^;;;
George: *facewing*
Amulet: *flops in the grass*

George: Oh. Hey Ella.

Bisquick: WHERE IS MOM!!!
Buttermilk: She's probably getting herself ready for something so she can look all cute.
Bisquick: *glares at Buttermilk* Butter, that's probably the last thing Mom's doing right now.
Snap: Relax, guys, she's at a thing called bolleyball.
Junior: Yea, Bisquick, chill your beans!!
Bisquick: Chill my beans??? Junior, what does that mean?
Junior: It's my figure of speech for calm down.
Bisquick: *facewing* oh dear...........

Ella: Oh... hi George :3
Mir: ELLA HAS A CRUSH ELLA HAS A CRUSH
Ella: Oh, uh, erm...
Mir: Teehee.
Ella: Mir...
Mir: *goes to corner*
Ella: ^-^
Petrie: Okay. Tonight, where you hop up on the roost is where you stay.
Lily: Okay. *hops up next to Petrie*
Seana: Dude you're in my spot.
Petrie: *facewing*

Dandelion- I just heard the most oddest and excitingest news!!! mommy things pebble mighnt be...a....a...cockeral!!! *faints* *comes to* s/he is a pretty handsome thinkg, too. see?

Snap: I GOT TO GO IN THE HOUSE YESTERDAY!!!! Well, I got to go in cause I had my new chicken diaper on.
Junior: Our chicken diaper. It's all four of ours. Even though it's a little big on me.
Bisquick: Don't worry Junior, you'll grow into it. *smiles smugly* But, until then, you will never wear it.
Junior: NUH-UH!!! Mommy said she can just pin the front back some.
Buttermilk: I like the pattern.
Bisquick: Ya know, Buttermilk, you say the most random things at the most random times.
Buttermilk: What?? We were talking about the diaper, and so I said that l liked the pattern!!
Bisquick: *slightly whispers* Nevermind *shakes head*

(May I join? I don't have any chickens, but I'm around them alot, so could I chat as some of my freind's, talking about average chicken-things? The two chickens I want to do are Sparkles (hen) and Pint-size (roo))

Pint-Size: COCKADOODLEDOOOOO!!!!!

Sparkles: What was THAT for?

Pint-Size: Because I'm the rooster around here, and that's what roosters do.

Sparkles: ROOSTER? Ha! You're half my size, and I've seen you get your butt kicked by the easter egger rooster, now THAT'S a rooster! *swoons*

Pint-Size: *rolls eyes* Oh brother...

Quote:

Skittles: why did the chicken cross the rode? flame: to get to the other side. Skittles: knock knock. flame: who is there? skittles: the chicken!......flame: the chicken who? skittles: the chicken that crossed the rode! hahahahaha...... flame: very funny............ me note: flame did not mean it

Amulet, Pepper, Wish, Amarosa, and Popcorn: *silence*
George: *stares blankly*
Something in the background: *cricket noises*

*everyone resumes worm pecking*

Wish: *is sitting in a tree, sing -- er, wailing* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY!!!
Pepper: Don't hurt yourself!
Wish: OH NO WORRIES!!!!!! I WILL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!
George: Oh goodness...
Wish: *jumps off tree* LOOK EVERYONE I'M FLYING I'M FLYING ... WAIT NO I'M FALLING I'M FA -- *faceplant*
George: 0-0

(May I add in a guinea of mine, too?(Unless you have a strict only chicken rule) Not sure what gender it is, it's really hard to sex guineas. I'll just assume it's a he, and his name is Whitey (Not very original, I know))

Sparkles: *scratch*

Half-Pint: *scratch*

Whitey: *hop, duck, jump, scratch, leap, duck, scratch*

Sparkles:What ARE you doing?

Whitey: Same thing you are------BUG!!!!!!! *hops*

Half-Pint: I don't recall us doing that.

Whitey: *Mumbling* than you should start, you guys don't get very many bugs that way, want some of my cricket?

All chickens in unison- WHERE IS MOMMY!
Dandelion- she should of let us out 8 hours ago!
Pebble- I'm going to DIE if i don't get let out NOW!
Crumpet- LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT! I'm in the INFIRMARY!!! WHERE IS MY FAMIL! LET ME OOOUT!
Daffodil- it's that darn blue wheely thing! (a me note- car) it ALWAYS takes her away and we don't get out!!!!
Attil/Polly/Sienna/lacy/Macy/marble/nosey/Miss pecker- OUT! OOOOOOOUT! WE WANT OUT!!!! IT'S AS PLAIN AS THE BEAK ON OUR FACE! OOOOOUT OUT OUT NOW NOWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

Buttermilk: Mmm, that spaghetti was yummy.
Junior: Yea, it would've been better if you would've stopped pecking me!!
Buttermilk: Well, sorry, I like my space
Junior: Hmph.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Snap: *munches on food* I like these flashbacks. :3

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: which one was your favorite?
Marianne: Mine had to be the hundreth page!
Sophia: Mine was the "Can I join?" one.

 

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: We got our coop cleaned today!
Marianne: And our run has wood shavings in it!
Sophia: and we got to free range!!