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Daisy: Stand in it a lot and then drink it; foot soup is very good.
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Spirit: Why doesn't anyone talk to us here?
Kiki: They talk to us...
Maple: Quit whining, Spirit.
kay!
Violet: What you do is you all go and make noise at the back door until Mommy comes out and is distracted. Then one of you sneaks back to stand in the water to make foot soup.
Ivy: That works for us. Unless Mommy has mealworms.
Columbine: If Mommy has mealworms, no one sneaks back to stand in the water.
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Elanor: Hey, we've been busy, so we are going to post our back-to school post sometime this coming week. Sorry for the delay...
Colonel: We'll give you a sneak preview...for now
Colonel: Where am I? A-wing? No, Elanor said there was only Utility rooms in A-wing. What's the letter for the lunchroom? L? F? Or is it U? Why did I lose my schedule? Where can I get a new one? And where, oh where are those handy "You are here" maps all over the walls when you need them?
Colonel: We'll give you a sneak preview...for now
Colonel: Where am I? A-wing? No, Elanor said there was only Utility rooms in A-wing. What's the letter for the lunchroom? L? F? Or is it U? Why did I lose my schedule? Where can I get a new one? And where, oh where are those handy "You are here" maps all over the walls when you need them?
Did you ever have a chance to make foot soup? We missed you at our party this last weekend. We plan on another one next weekend when Mom and Dad are doing some work on the coop. They'll let us out to run around all day long, and they'll be too busy to notice if we make it into the vegetable garden and the grapes again!
Mir: Malibu cleaned the coop yesterday- I love fluffy shavings on a rainy day.
Marian: I do too...
Bella: I don't. They
Stella: get in my crest.
Marian: I do too...
Bella: I don't. They
Stella: get in my crest.
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BBSJ announcer with extremely over dramatic voice:
Annnd now, it's time for Earlybird's chickens' belated first day of school post! We apologize for the wait!!!
Alarm clock/radio: This is Eggie Strawnest with your morning yolk news.
Colonel: Sophie, WHY did you set the alarm so early??
Sophia: Because of school! Get up everyone! We have less than two hours before the bus comes!
Elanor: And it's all hurry. We need backpacks packed, feathers preened, and breakfast all eaten before the bus comes!
*Two hours later, the bus comes chugging around the corner*
Elanor: Okay, Sophie and I are sitting in front of Colonel and Marianne, okay?
*Chickens get on bus*
Colonel: It's so..quiet.
Sophia: I know, right? It's so nice!
Marianne: What are you talking about? This is the loudest bus ever!
Colonel: Well, much, much quieter than the field trip bus for the egg farm!
Sophia: Man, those hens were rowdy!
Colonel: Ellie and Marianne just have nothing to compare this to. They are jaded. =Sophia: Finally, someone who understands why I never cover my ears periodically on the bus!
*In beginning-of-school year assembly*
Principal: And we'd like to discuss our rule changes with all of you. First, as outlined in our school letter...
Colonel: How long do we have left of this speech, Ellie?
Elanor: Two hours and ten minutes.
Colonel: Does it always run this long?
Elanor: Yep. And it's the same every year, with like two edits per year.
Sophia; Shhh! I'm trying to listen!
Marianne: Shhh! We are trying to have a whispered conversation!
Sophia: Seriously--zip your beaks before we all get in trouble!
*Suddenly an outbreak of squaking, crowing, and loud clucks breaks out from the back of the auditorium*
Marianne: Looks like we weren't the only ones having trouble listening...
In the chicken's first period classrooms
Elanor's class
Mrs. Lorelenn: Welcome to Breeds II--focus on Heritage breeds, class. Breeds two is faster paced then breeds one, and you will be expected to memorize more basic information on each breed. I am now passing out my sylabus..as you can see, we are starting with rarer breeds and working our way up to common heritage breeds like the Orpington.
Colonel's class:
Mr. Mallard: Learning Duckese provides ample opportunities for communication with other fowl. Many birds learn Duckese because it is considered the bridge language between waterfowl laungages and domestic bird laungages.
Marianne and Sophia's class:
Mrs. Tweetly: Hello, and welcome to songbirdese II. Songbirdese is a beautiful language and a great one to learn. I am passing out an assessment to see how far you are along in learning it.
In Colonel's Fourth period clas
Mr. Foragern: So, roosters, you are expected to do this homework next week and we will have our weekly assesment next co-op...
Bell: BRRRRINNNNGGGGG!
Class: Yayyy!!! Lunchtime!!!
*Everyone runs out. Colonel digs around for his class schedule or map but finds neither. He follows the crowd and ends up...lost!
Colonel: Where am I? A-wing? No, Elanor said there was only Utility rooms in A-wing. What's the letter for the lunchroom? L? F? Or is it U? Why did I lose my schedule? Where can I get a new one? And where, oh where are those handy "You are here" maps all over the walls when you need them?
Elanor: There you are! C'mon, Sophia and Ellie found a table up on the lunchroom balcony where we can sit! Pecky Winston, Eggie Lornel, and Isasmella and Crowly Nrobern are sitting next to us as well.
*at the table*
Colonel: So y'all have been going here since chicks?
Pecky: No, I'm the only one.
Eggie: Most of us transferred from the public schools after the great lice incident.
Colonel: Ah. That was wayyy before I moved here.
Elanor: I can pull out someone's diary--Sunrise has the best story--and show you sometime.
Sophia: So how do y'all like your classes?
Walking home from bus stop:
Elanor: So how was your first day, Colonel?
Colonel: Well...I like school this year.
Marianne: Awesome!
Annnd now, it's time for Earlybird's chickens' belated first day of school post! We apologize for the wait!!!
Alarm clock/radio: This is Eggie Strawnest with your morning yolk news.
Colonel: Sophie, WHY did you set the alarm so early??
Sophia: Because of school! Get up everyone! We have less than two hours before the bus comes!
Elanor: And it's all hurry. We need backpacks packed, feathers preened, and breakfast all eaten before the bus comes!
*Two hours later, the bus comes chugging around the corner*
Elanor: Okay, Sophie and I are sitting in front of Colonel and Marianne, okay?
*Chickens get on bus*
Colonel: It's so..quiet.
Sophia: I know, right? It's so nice!
Marianne: What are you talking about? This is the loudest bus ever!
Colonel: Well, much, much quieter than the field trip bus for the egg farm!
Sophia: Man, those hens were rowdy!
Colonel: Ellie and Marianne just have nothing to compare this to. They are jaded. =Sophia: Finally, someone who understands why I never cover my ears periodically on the bus!
*In beginning-of-school year assembly*
Principal: And we'd like to discuss our rule changes with all of you. First, as outlined in our school letter...
Colonel: How long do we have left of this speech, Ellie?
Elanor: Two hours and ten minutes.
Colonel: Does it always run this long?
Elanor: Yep. And it's the same every year, with like two edits per year.
Sophia; Shhh! I'm trying to listen!
Marianne: Shhh! We are trying to have a whispered conversation!
Sophia: Seriously--zip your beaks before we all get in trouble!
*Suddenly an outbreak of squaking, crowing, and loud clucks breaks out from the back of the auditorium*
Marianne: Looks like we weren't the only ones having trouble listening...
In the chicken's first period classrooms
Elanor's class
Mrs. Lorelenn: Welcome to Breeds II--focus on Heritage breeds, class. Breeds two is faster paced then breeds one, and you will be expected to memorize more basic information on each breed. I am now passing out my sylabus..as you can see, we are starting with rarer breeds and working our way up to common heritage breeds like the Orpington.
Colonel's class:
Mr. Mallard: Learning Duckese provides ample opportunities for communication with other fowl. Many birds learn Duckese because it is considered the bridge language between waterfowl laungages and domestic bird laungages.
Marianne and Sophia's class:
Mrs. Tweetly: Hello, and welcome to songbirdese II. Songbirdese is a beautiful language and a great one to learn. I am passing out an assessment to see how far you are along in learning it.
In Colonel's Fourth period clas
Mr. Foragern: So, roosters, you are expected to do this homework next week and we will have our weekly assesment next co-op...
Bell: BRRRRINNNNGGGGG!
Class: Yayyy!!! Lunchtime!!!
*Everyone runs out. Colonel digs around for his class schedule or map but finds neither. He follows the crowd and ends up...lost!
Colonel: Where am I? A-wing? No, Elanor said there was only Utility rooms in A-wing. What's the letter for the lunchroom? L? F? Or is it U? Why did I lose my schedule? Where can I get a new one? And where, oh where are those handy "You are here" maps all over the walls when you need them?
Elanor: There you are! C'mon, Sophia and Ellie found a table up on the lunchroom balcony where we can sit! Pecky Winston, Eggie Lornel, and Isasmella and Crowly Nrobern are sitting next to us as well.
*at the table*
Colonel: So y'all have been going here since chicks?
Pecky: No, I'm the only one.
Eggie: Most of us transferred from the public schools after the great lice incident.
Colonel: Ah. That was wayyy before I moved here.
Elanor: I can pull out someone's diary--Sunrise has the best story--and show you sometime.
Sophia: So how do y'all like your classes?
Walking home from bus stop:
Elanor: So how was your first day, Colonel?
Colonel: Well...I like school this year.
Marianne: Awesome!
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