Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Malibu99]

Lily: I uhm. Don't know. I- I just... Malibu told me I'm a rooster, okay? Now she admits I'm a hen. It's HER who convinced me I'm a rooster!
Ella: Lily, you're awkward o-O

 

[earlybird10842]

Selena: Hi Petrie, Ella, Mir, And Lilly! You four haven't been on for a while.
Susan: Good thing Malibu named you what she did,Lilly.
Sunrise: Lil, Was it an honest mistake? Chickens are notoriously hard to sex. Even your fellow hens thought you were a Rooster. Did you think so too?
Auroura: Petrie, Amulet, I think a good punishment is making Lilly lay her egg outside.

 

[TechnoCat]

Amulet: But wouldn't you have known yourself that you were female?

 

[little farmer]

Lily: I uhm. Don't know. I- I just... Malibu told me I'm a rooster, okay? Now she admits I'm a hen. It's HER who convinced me I'm a rooster!
Ella: Lily, you're awkward o-O

Bisquick: AAahh!! I'll have to change your gender on the members' list!!! *scibbles out word*
Junior: *peers casually at Bisquick's clipboard*
Bisquick: Junior, must you breath your horrifyingly disgusting breath on me??
Junior: *scoffs* You dare say that my breath is gross!!??
Bisquick: *gags* Yes, in fact it's revolting. When's the last time you've brushed your beak??
Junior: Well, l-
Bisquick: Have you at least eaten the good smelling stuff that Mom gives us for our breath??
Junior: And what's that?
Bisquick: It's called good smelling FOOD.
Junior: Hmph. Tell me what you want I'll just blow on you with my horrifyingly disgusting brea-
Bisquick: *runs away* NOO!!! Don't breath!!

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: When someone repeatedly tells you that you're something, it is very hard to know who you really are. I am FEMALE. *Snort*
Petrie: Ah yes. Tomorrow, Lily, you lay your egg... IN THE RUN.
Lily: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!! fine.

 

[CayugaLover]

Gracie: while you are changing genders, let's make this perfectly clear: I AM A ROOSTER!!!!!
marsha: you are the rudest rooster...
gracie: well, it's not my fault that mom mixed us up!
midnight: it's true. it started out gracie and marshal, but they ended up being opposite genders than mom expected, so now they're marsha and grayson
gracie: it is sooo embarressing that mom still calls me gracie! it drives me crazy!!!!!!
marsha: *sticks out toung* you need to be put in your place occationaly! remember that other day when mom hugged you and all the other chickens were laughing...
Gracie: lalalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!
marsha: mom is talking about getting a new barred rock rooster, and i can not wait to see him put you in your place!!!!
midnight: *sigh* those two are like a bickering old couple, and yet marsha is a pullet and gracie a cockerel...
gracie + marsha: ARE YOU CALLING US A COUPLE!?!?!?!?! *staring at each other in disgust, beaks wide open and eyes bugging out*
midnight: i'm going to find myself a nice, quiet mud puddle.

 

[Malibu99]

Petrie: Lily, I still can't believe that that THING came out of your bum.
Lily: Neither can I o.o
Ella: I know right
Mir: Can I eat it?
Ducky: You know baby chickens come out of those?
Lily, Petrie, Ella, and Mir: o.o *silence*

 

[earlybird10842]

Lily: When someone repeatedly tells you that you're something, it is very hard to know who you really are. I am FEMALE. *Snort*
Petrie: Ah yes. Tomorrow, Lily, you lay your egg... IN THE RUN.
Lily: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!! fine.

Auroura: You took my advice! Thanks! I think I should do that to my disobedient hens, too.

 

[Malibu99]

Lily: will those things fall out of my bum every day?
Petrie: I'm too royal to lay eggs ^-^
Lily: *whisper* you just wait...

 

[Malibu99]

Petrie: Oh my GOODNESS. THAT WAS HARD.
Lily: Tell 'em what happened, Petrie... *smirk*
Petrie: It took me. 3 hours. to lay an egg D: And while Malibu was helping me, I lost my place in the pecking order! I am now below Lily
Lily: Well, you had a sudden attitude change, so...
Petrie: Yes, technically I stepped down. I was all grumpy.
Lily: Good news is; Petrie is no longer all dramatic ^-^
Petrie: Anyways, it was horrible. I was in the nesting box for two hours, then Malibu took me out, thinking I was broody, then Malibu saw me struggling so she put me in a dog cage and I could FINALLY push my body against the side and get the egg out. Malibu was SO excited and so was I. At first, I just laid there listlessly with my comb all pale, but now I'm back to somewhat normal.
Lily: Yeah, that was actually kinda sad to watch :/
Petrie: Yes. Now I'm sunbathing. Please..... I don't wanna do that again. PLEASEEE ohhey Malibu just brought me a tomato. *eats tomato in dog crate*

Malibu: Yes, Petrie went from being all 'don't. Touch. ME.' to looking for cuddles. o-O Okay. As of now, she's back in the coop with her sisters, sunbathing.