Black Friday Finds

[ShrekDawg]

I’ve seen people hold bills in their mouth.

Ewwwwww so unsanitary! Those things have been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll over the place.

 

[Isadora]

I’ve seen people hold bills in their mouth.

 

[tripletfeb]

Aren't we all?

Gross, no. Besides, anything I try to put in there would just fall down to the gut so

NO. Absolutely not. Grosssssss

Thank you!

 

[EmmaRainboe]

How do you lose pockets!? They’re attached to you!

Because I forget about the stuff in them and the stuff gets ruined in the wash.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Because I forget about the stuff in them and the stuff gets ruined in the wash.

Okay fair I once forgot about a bunch of dog cookies I put in my pocket and then there were cookie parts everywhere in the washer and drier on everything. Whoops

 

[Isadora]

Okay fair I once forgot about a bunch of dog cookies I put in my pocket and then there were cookie parts everywhere in the washer and drier on everything. Whoops

A lady from my church told me her son used to collect worms and pebbles. She had to turn his pockets inside out and scrape them before putting them in the washer, otherwise there would be a bunch of rocks rattling around during the cycle and dead soggy worms floating around.

 

[ShrekDawg]

A lady from my church told me her son used to collect worms and pebbles. She had to turn his pockets inside out and scrape them before putting them in the washer, otherwise there would be a bunch of rocks rattling around during the cycle and dead soggy worms floating around.

OMG EWWW!! Nasty

 

[Isadora]

OMG EWWW!! Nasty

She was laughing while she recounted the story and I was internally gagging.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I've forgotten eggs in sweatshirt pockets before....

 

[tripletfeb]

A lady from my church told me her son used to collect worms and pebbles. She had to turn his pockets inside out and scrape them before putting them in the washer, otherwise there would be a bunch of rocks rattling around during the cycle and dead soggy worms floating around.

Sounds about right