Blondes and Chickens

[FarmCoe]

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OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I hate to say it, but I'm blonde....

 

[EE lover:)]

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wrong 'sheer'.

 

[onlyme8]

Haha, I thougt this one was pretty funny.

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to
their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.

 

[FarmCoe]

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lol

 

[Dutchgirl]

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
That's awful!

 

[onlyme8]

I know, it's so stupid it's funny.
Yeah, and I'm a strawberry blonde.

there is a lot of blonde jokes on this website:www.jokesaboutblondes.net (i have no idea how to put up a link.)

 

[Dutchgirl]

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Yup. Deep, down I am a true blonde!!!

A blonde had to get her hair cut, so she went to the hair dresser.
she walked inside and sat down. And the hair dresser started to cut her hair.
The hair dresser couldn't cut correctly because the blonde's headphones were in the way. So she asked, "Excuse me, can you please take those off?"
the blonde didn't reply... the hair dresser asked again, "um, can you please take those off?"


and again, no answer... so she just took the headphones off and continued cutting.

a few seconds later the blonde chokes and faints.

the desperate hair dresser quickly calls 911 where the blonde is rushed to the hospital.


She then looked on the table and saw the headphones laying there.

So she picked them up and listened.

"Breath in.... breath out...... breath in..... breath out......."

I love this one....

 

[FarmCoe]

Here's one:

BLONDE: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"

MAN: "It’s 3:15."

BLONDE: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

 

[duckluv]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says,"Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

 

[ChickLover98]

Haha thats so funny!

I am a brunette and I have more blonde moments than I do brunette moments!