My DH decided that I was spending too much money on my chickens....
DH (looking at the 12 chicks in the brooder that weren't there yesterday)
"How much did those chickens COST?"
Me (Not truning to look at him)
"Well, they were a dollar each and there are twelve of them, so..... $12, How many rifles and game cameras do we own?"
He walked away without answering.
Another time, he decided that the chickens take too much of my time.
DH - "If you are not out at the chicken coop, you are sitting in front of the computer, reading about chickens!"
Me - "You're right, I need a new hobby. I've been thinking of taking up 'bar-hopping', would you like that better?"
He again walked away without answering.......poor man..........