~:Bob's Quest:~ A Platypus RP

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RoostersAreAwesome said:
Seymour's yellow eyes gleamed. "I challenge you to a duel!" she yowled, loud enough even for the platypi to hear.
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"That's not happening," replied Bob's Wife. "I am Bob's Wife. I can do whatever I want except not help his missions and eat his food. And what would you challenge me for? Don't say Small Bob. If you say Small Bob I will rip that claw off," she pointed to the outer claw on his left hind leg. "Just like mine was ripped off once." She pointed to her outer claw on her left hind leg, "it was ripped off,
 
AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
"That's not happening," replied Bob's Wife. "I am Bob's Wife. I can do whatever I want except not help his missions and eat his food. And what would you challenge me for? Don't say Small Bob. If you say Small Bob I will rip that claw off," she pointed to the outer claw on his left hind leg. "Just like mine was ripped off once." She pointed to her outer claw on her left hind leg, "it was ripped off,
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(Why does she keep referring to Seymour as a he? :lol:)

Seymour laughed, her eyes had a strange glint to them. "I challenge you because I want to." she growled, "And I don't care about titles. I just want to beat you up." she curled her magnificent tail around her legs and looked at Bob's Wife with amusement in her eyes. "If you back down you're a coward. So, what will you do?"
 
Bob's Wife called the guards because she didn't care if a lowlife like Seymour called her a coward. "Take her away." The guards dragged Seymour away. (She's a GIRL, her name was so manly!)
 
AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
Bob's Wife called the guards because she didn't care if a lowlife like Seymour called her a coward. "Take her away." The guards dragged Seymour away. (She's a GIRL, her name was so manly!)
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Seymour easily slipped out of the guard's paws and ran past Bob's Wife, hitting her in the face with her fluffy black tail. She then disappeared into the bushes.

(I have a female cat named Seymour... XD)
 
(Oh,)
Bob's Wife felt offended that a peasant like Seymour should do that. She may seem uppity, but she was extremely athletic, and high strung like my cat Tiger she is based after who recently hurt a claw. She tackled Seymour, over he body, her face just inches away from Semour's, breathing heavily. "If you slap me in the face with your stinky little tail again, I will send the guards after you for real. They know when it's not a warning. That was your warning," she spat in Seymour's face.
 
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AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
(Oh,)
Bob's Wife felt offended that a peasant like Seymour should do that. She may seem uppity, but she was extremely athletic, and high strung like my cat Tiger she is based after who recently hurt a claw. "If you slap me in the face with your stinky little tail again, I will send the guards after you for real. They know when it's not a warning. That was your warning," she spat in Seymours' face.
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(Seymour's face was about 5 meters away at that time. XD)
 
Seymour sat on a fence, several blocks away from Bob's wife. She groomed her tail, utterly disgusted that it had come in contact with such a cowardly cat. She hissed softly to herself, wishing that Bob had had the good sense to marry someone better than that. She gazed into the distance, ears twitching as she picked up the sounds of platypi. Now that that greedy coward took away my kill, I should go make another one. She thought, slowly creeping along the fence she was perched on. She leapt down, landing soundlessly in the grass.
 

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