Bonded (a planetary RP)

[RiverStorm]

(Hey, writers like to kill things. And kill little kids? Double fun.)
(Oh, I'm sorry, do I sound like a murderer?)

Bloody murder!
I do find starting a war with a crazy death um kinda erm exciting

 

[CP Chicken]

(Hey, writers like to kill things. And kill little kids? Double fun.)
(Oh, I'm sorry, do I sound like a murderer?)

(Somehow, this has been the post that made me find motivation to post again today. I hate socializing...)
(It is quite fun killing people off while writing. What would a good book be without death, and murder especially, eh?)

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

(Somehow, this has been the quote to make me find motivation to post again today. I hate socializing...)(It is quite fun killing people off while writing. What would a good book be without death, and murder especially, eh?)

(Yeah. Hey, did you know that there's a knife that toasts bread when you slice it? Imagine stabbing someone with that. The wound would cautorize instantly, any you could get all the information you wanted without getting blood on the carpet!)
(Okay, that did sound creepy.)

 

[RiverStorm]

(Yeah. Hey, did you know that there's a knife that toasts bread when you slice it? Imagine stabbing someone with that. The wound would cautorize instantly, any you could get all the information you wanted without getting blood on the carpet!)
(Okay, that did sound creepy.)

*That moment when you realized your friends are not like other people thus they are smart* *Always knew they are smart*

 

[CP Chicken]

(Yeah. Hey, did you know that there's a knife that toasts bread when you slice it? Imagine stabbing someone with that. The wound would cautorize instantly, any you could get all the information you wanted without getting blood on the carpet!)
(Okay, that did sound creepy.)

(At some point, people should just stop inventing all these new products. Example: I'm betting people can use whatever it is for murder, if they're smart enough. Upgrading your phone? Don't throw it away; chuck it at someone's head like a boomerang. )
(Yes, 'twas a tad creepy, but that's fine.)

 

[RiverStorm]

(Yeah. Hey, did you know that there's a knife that toasts bread when you slice it? Imagine stabbing someone with that. The wound would cautorize instantly, any you could get all the information you wanted without getting blood on the carpet!)
(Okay, that did sound creepy.)

(At some point, people should just stop inventing all these new products. Example: I'm betting people can use it for murder, if they're smart enough. Take a phone for example. Upgrading your phone? Don't throw it away; chuck it at someone's head.)
(Yes, ''twas a tad creepy, but that's fine.)

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

(At some point, people should just stop inventing all these new products. Example: I'm betting people can use whatever it is for murder, if they're smart enough. Upgrading your phone? Don't throw it away; chuck it at someone's head like a boomerang. )
(Yes, 'twas a tad creepy, but that's fine.)

(Or just buy them an IPhone 7...)

 

[CP Chicken]

(My post wasn't as clever as what Fanci Feathers Marans said, but I'll take it. )

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

(My post wasn't as clever as what Fanci Feathers Marans said, but I'll take it. )

(I am much clever. But I got the knife thingy from a meme... and several Pinterest posts of the same post.)

 

[CP Chicken]

(Or just buy them an IPhone 7...)View attachment 1155847

(Yes indeed. Good plan.)