Imp, I didn't do nuthin'
It was all Sourlands fault, he made me do it.
I don't wanna be on the list!
I like Imps (and I'm skeered of 'em)
I love little teeny weenie silver cars!
I'm on medications that make me silly.
Sourland put my wife up to giving me extra meds.
And I like 10 cup holders, gives you lots of places to hide eggs.
I think it's the bestest, prettiest, fastest, ummmm most north-westest, coolest, most silver car I ever did see!
And I think you are the nicest little Imp I ever did know that had me on a list,
I LOVE your car.
I want one myself!
As a matter of fact I want two!
One for each foot.