Broken Heart...please help me. update pg 5

[joebryant]

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Hey! not all guys are bad

The seven deadly virtues, those ghastly little traps
Oh no, my liege, they were not meant for me
Those seven deadly virtues were made for other chaps
Who love a life of failure and ennui
Take courage -now there's a sport
An invitation to the state of rigor mort
And purity -a noble yen
And very restful every now and then
I find humility means to be hurt
It's not the earth the meek inherit, it's the dirt
Honesty is fatal, it should be taboo
Diligence -a fate I would hate
If charity means giving, I give it to you
And fidelity is only for your mate
You'll never find a virtue unstatusing my quo or making my Beelzebubble burst
Let others take the high road, I will take the low
I cannot wait to rush in where angels fear to go
With all those seven deadly virtues free and happy little me has not been cursed.

 

[Lunachick]

So, in other words Joe, you don't have a ball and chain? Or you had a very bad experience with the opposite sex? Not sure about that poem, did you write it, or was that Edgar Allan Poe?

 

[CATRAY44]

Isn't that from "Kiss Me Kate"?

 

[redhen]

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Hey! not all guys are bad

LOL..i know!..heehe, i am just kidding around!..i love men..

....love having one around to do the chores..cook supper...do the dishes..wash laundry..mop the floor...

... i could live without one if i had to though...but then i'd need a maid..so this is the cheaper route for me right now...

Edited to say..i am only joking around...well, maybe some anyways..

 

[joebryant]

I have never in my life washed my clothes, ironed a shirt, cleaned a house, cooked a meal. or typed my college papers. I had girls who were willing to do all that, trying to show me how domestic they were. I told Anne before I married her that before I'd wash dishes, we'd eat off the backs of them. She can hire all the housecleaners/keepers she wants, BUT I AIN'T DOING IT, and I'm not taking responsibility to see that it gets done either.

 

[CATRAY44]

Better duck, Joe!

I sense eggs being thrown in your general direction!!!

 

[Chickenaddict]

Ok im not touching this post with a 10 ft poll now lol....(zips lip and walks out the door)

 

[joebryant]

Uh, ladies, what would you do for a $75-an-hour plus commissions for the highest paid male model with a Corvette during the 50's and early 60's.

 

[Lunachick]

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Oh, well that's between you and wifey.

I guess things are taken care of then. Or, maybe you're trying to get all the hens here in a flutter with your roosterness!

 

[Lunachick]

Yeah, like I said.