Broken Lawnmower

Marlinchaser

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12 Years
Oct 18, 2007
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, and golf, always something more
important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors and gave me
that look of expectation, like I should get the hint. I watched silently
for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few
minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "You might as well sweep
the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.
 
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Smart man! Sounds like you could use some sheep!
 
My Dad always told me about the 90/10 rule.
If you let her be right and listen to her 90% of the time then
you end up with 10%.



Lacy, wait until you're married. Then you'll get the joke but you
still won't think it's funny.


Marlin are you a fisherman or something?
 
Should have listed to the wife!!!! Some men just don't think its a big hurry to get it done! My hubby likes to let the grass grow until it almost chokes the lawnmower but we live in the city limits and kept razzing him about getting the lawn mowed. Well I had enough and paid my uncle to mow the lawn!
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