Burn-the-hills-of-asparugus-club.

[Everose]

I didn't know you were considering killing yourself. Maybe I can change your mind....

Maybe? So you're only considering it?

 

[All4Eggz]

I didn't know you were considering killing yourself. Maybe I can change your mind....

Please do. Change all their minds. Wait. They don't even have minds to change. Nobody has a mind if they like asparagus

 

[arwoon]

Maybe? So you're only considering it?

No, you are very strong willed, its possible I will not be able too, in which case it will be a sad warning to others who pursue such folly.

 

[Everose]

But first get rid of the asparagus, then you're set

Okay, I'll pull it out. Asparagus and cheese wrapped in prosciutto, that sounds better on the side of my smoothie.

 

[Everose]

No, you are very strong willed, its possible I will not be able too, in which case it will be a sad warning to others who pursue such folly.

You sound like my mom.

 

[arwoon]

Please do. Change all their minds. Wait. They don't even have minds to change. Nobody has a mind if they like asparagus

You have a point there. That's sad though, cause I don't really want all my pro asparagus freinds to die from eating it

 

[arwoon]

You sound like my mom.

I think the asparagus is dullening your hearing.

 

[All4Eggz]

You have a point there. That's sad though, cause I don't really want all my pro asparagus freinds to die from eating it

I don't have any pro-asparagus friends. They're not my friends if they like asparagus
Anyone who is pro asparagus is for attempted murder. Asparagus almost killed me.

 

[arwoon]

I don't have any pro-asparagus friends. They're not my friends if they like asparagus
Anyone who is pro asparagus is for attempted murder. Asparagus almost killed me.

What a sad sad world we live in.

 

[Everose]

Asparagus almost killed me.

You've mentioned this several times. Deets. Now.