Burn-the-hills-of-asparugus-club.

[All4Eggz]

Chicken.

Duck. You try choking on asparagus and not being able to breathe, then tell me I'm a chicken.

 

[All4Eggz]

You go bro!

 

[the_peanut_coop]

I don't know how I feel about asparagus I guess I'll just be a traitor for both sides. I'm already dead so don't try anything

 

[Everose]

Duck. You try choking on asparagus and not being able to breathe, then tell me I'm a chicken.

I don't have asparagus to choke on at the moment, but I'll definitely give it a go and then I'll rub it in your face about how much I still love it.

 

[All4Eggz]

I don't have asparagus to choke on at the moment

Good.

but I'll definitely give it a go and then I'll rub it in your face about how much I still love it.

edit: remember to take a video, share it here

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Sounds like you're rooting for Brandon

I was going to name my steer that but parents said no

I don't know how I feel about asparagus I guess I'll just be a traitor for both sides. I'm already dead so don't try anything

Oh that's right.. Emylen killed ya..

 

[sourland]

A little asparagus, a little avocado, a little spinach, some raw broccoli, almond milk, blend it up, pour it in a cup

That's what I'm talking about - someone who knows and embraces the good in life.

 

[The WinterWolf]

You and I have the same issue. Surrounded by enemies. Bacon and asparagus lovers for me… asparagus lovers and bacon haters for you
Azurban clucker as sown division within our own ranks.
Can our organization survive?
The only solution appears to be TO FIGHT BACK
our peaceful and defensive group who only wishes to burn all asparagus must go on the defensive against these offensive asparagus lovers
Strike back!!!

can you get off the soap box now? i'd like to speak up.

Asparagus shall never make it into a cheese and olive taco ever again, or that taco gets fed to the pigs.-no, wait. that might hurt the pigs..

Scary indeed. He surely needs an Asparagus smoothie.

no he does not. i do not.

Perhaps an Asparagus 'freezy pop' to settle your stomach?

my stomach is happy unsettled in that case, thank you.

I don't know how I feel about asparagus I guess I'll just be a traitor for both sides. I'm already dead so don't try anything

PEANUT NOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T BE POISONED BY THESE SPIKY HORRENDOUS BAD-TASTING SPECIES OF GRASS (also you're the one who stabbed me what do you mean your dead )

 

[The WinterWolf]

hey guys.. i'm dying.. i found out there was asparagus in that funny-tasting soup i ate.. *Bleh.. i died again from an asparagus attack*

 

[sourland]

It's smoothie time.