BYC Café

[sourland]

Have you read the Almanac ?

 

[CapricornFarm]

wow i hope the fires get contained soon!

Maybe Al can take care of it!

 

[sourland]

Maybe Al can take care of it!

I think that 'Al' is more into causing chaos.

 

[CapricornFarm]

No. Please do!

Well, first he paddled his canoe down a stream. He had to kill a Grizzly because it was following him. He used his pocket knife. No worries. Then he borrowed a dog team and a sled with wheels. He mushed all night and finally the dogs collapsed so he made camp. He had just lit the fire when a herd of reindeer went pounding through camp! Alaskan was wiry and was able to climb a tree but sadly the poor dogs were crushed! He had to walk 500 miles before he came to civilization and got a plane to get to Virgina in order to mess up my machine! He survived by eating crickets and earth worms during his long walk.
And when i took my machine in to get fixed they said i need an order from the doctor and i need to get an appointment to get it looked at. That is Al's fault too!

 

[Alaskan]

Have you read the Almanac ?

on the Almanac!! I refuse to read it!

I think that 'Al' is more into causing chaos.

Actually, I prefer not quite drowning in De'Nile. I use a snorkel so I can obtain maximum submersion.

Well, first he paddled his canoe down a stream. He had to kill a Grizzly because it was following him. He used his pocket knife. No worries. Then he borrowed a dog team and a sled with wheels. He mushed all night and finally the dogs collapsed so he made camp. He had just lit the fire when a herd of reindeer went pounding through camp! Alaskan was wiry and was able to climb a tree but sadly the poor dogs were crushed! He had to walk 500 miles before he came to civilization and got a plane to get to Virgina in order to mess up my machine! He survived by eating crickets and earth worms during his long walk.
And when i took my machine in to get fixed they said i need an order from the doctor and i need to get an appointment to get it looked at. That is Al's fault too!

Yep, exactly what happened.

 

[Alaskan]

Just remembered I left half a slice of German chocolate cheesecake in the car!!! I wonder if I stepped on it while driving home!!!

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

Just remembered I left half a slice of German chocolate cheesecake in the car!!! I wonder if I stepped on it while driving home!!!

Wreaking chaos on yourself now are you?
Payback is a bitch

 

[CapricornFarm]

Just remembered I left half a slice of German chocolate cheesecake in the car!!! I wonder if I stepped on it while driving home!!!

Nope , that was bear poo.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

Well, first he paddled his canoe down a stream. He had to kill a Grizzly because it was following him. He used his pocket knife. No worries. Then he borrowed a dog team and a sled with wheels. He mushed all night and finally the dogs collapsed so he made camp. He had just lit the fire when a herd of reindeer went pounding through camp! Alaskan was wiry and was able to climb a tree but sadly the poor dogs were crushed! He had to walk 500 miles before he came to civilization and got a plane to get to Virgina in order to mess up my machine! He survived by eating crickets and earth worms during his long walk.
And when i took my machine in to get fixed they said i need an order from the doctor and i need to get an appointment to get it looked at. That is Al's fault too!

He took a plane? He got cushy did he?
Maybe HE can fix your machine. He should.

 

[CapricornFarm]

He took a plane? He got cushy did he?
Maybe HE can fix your machine. He should.

Nope, he just messes stuff up. Like bear poop. Nice tidy pile and along comes Al and steps right in it. Sees it and says, no worries, i will pass it off as Black Forest Cake! Now who wants some? Cafe?