BYC Café

[CapricornFarm]

No need for bail...I'll just bake her a cake with a file in it.

Perfect! I saw a movie where the guy wrapped hide around the bars and wet it. When it shrank up, the bars bent, and he escaped! Of course jails these days mostly are concrete block.

 

[007Sean]

No need for bail...I'll just bake her a cake with a file in it.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Last time they put me on prednisone it was the worst experience I've ever had in my life. I felt like bugs were crawling under my skin and I was so angry that I literally wanted to throat punch everybody. I couldn't go out in public because I knew that my temper was so bad I was just on a hundred all the time.

Crawling bugs doesn't sound like any fun. Even worse than being really pissed off. I don't know how those star wrestlers stand it.

 

[CapricornFarm]

We could send an army of chickens and ducks for the ultimate escape plan

The cops would fall down in poo and be useless to chase me once I escape! Perfect!

 

[FortCluck]

Crawling bugs doesn't sound like any fun. Even worse than being really pissed off. I don't know how those star wrestlers stand it.

I don't know either but I felt so itchy and disgusting. It felt like there were spiders crawling under my skin. I couldn't even sleep because I would feel it up and down my legs I always have the weirdest reactions to certain medications. They have basically put me on a never give her steroids ever again list...

 

[FortCluck]

The cops would fall down in poo and be useless to chase me once I escape! Perfect!

My chickens are really good excavators You should see the foundation of their coop my husband work so hard on this coop and now they are digging out the foundation that he did

 

[007Sean]

My chickens are really good excavators You should see the foundation of their coop my husband work so hard on this coop and now they are digging out the foundation that he did

I swear I saw a Chinaman pop up in one of my pheasant pens, the other day....those silly birds can dig a hole big enough to hide a full grown pickup in.

 

[sourland]

Good morning Café, and Happy Birthday Cap. have a great day.

Thanks Sean, have some birthday cake!

Check for a file. Don't want to know why you were in jail that one time - yes I do.

 

[Shadrach]

There's a big birthday cake on the countertop folks, dig in!

Happy Birthday Cap.

How's it been having a birthday right on top of Christmas?

 

[Shadrach]

I think 'we' could come up with "bail money" if needed!

I'll chip in.