I had to clean a poopy bum last night. Lark's eggs have had streaks of poop on them, so she got a soak and a trim. It would have been easier with another person helping, but DH is on vacation. I took advantage of Freya being gone with him; she would have been vocal and that would have made Lark even more skittish during the procedure.
Turning off nearly all the lights and working by the light of a red headlamp helped keep her calm, and when she got agitated, I covered her head with a dark cloth. I was surprised that she seemed to enjoy the sensation of the hair drier at the end. I thought she'd freak at the sound.