I just got off the phone with my nephew who is taking care of the chickens.
The nightly routine includes clearing the nest boxes of the screamers. That's what I call the little broody girls. Tonight he called me and said "I have a problem. So I got a screamer out but there's a big black hen in the box all the way at the end".
I told him that was undoubtedly Astrid because she goes broody every year, just reach in and get her out and put her on the roost.
I can't. She's huge.
You can! She's a nice hen.
She won't get out. I just want to get the eggs.
You can't leave her in there. She has to go back on the roost. Just reach in and grab her.
Uhh. She pecked me when I tried to take the eggs!
At this point I'm laughing my head off picturing the scene.
Then he asks, "do you have any gloves"?
I direct him to the welders gloves I use when working on the active wood stove.
These delight him and he successfully conveys Astrid to the roost while Fabio screams his head off along with his very irritated broody hen!