BYC Couples

[Sapphire Sebright]

That is true. I did say boyfriend

or one night stand if you so choose

BILL.

 

[bill3607]

It is also a Dads right to tickle his kids

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

HATCHET!?!?

It's just like a scalpel. Super-sized.

 

[ShrekDawg]

It's just like a scalpel. Super-sized.

Oh I know but why use one on me!?

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

A wife or a husband or a tickle monster?

None of the above

 

[Bonkerelli]

or one night stand if you so choose

Odd request....

 

[Bonkerelli]

It is also a Dads right to tickle his kids

I suppose.. my dad's tickles always hurt.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

It's just like a scalpel. Super-sized.

No, it's far less precise. More unwieldy. Requires more brute force to use, like a scale.

Oh I know but why use one on me!?

Well, if you broke my scales, then how else am I supposed to bludgeon people? My scalpels are too small, my staple gun would probably misfire and someone would somehow end up with a wayward staple in their eyes or nether regions (depending on the angle of the blow), and knives are too skinny.
Also, again, you broke my scales. Those were expensive. *Whack.*

 

[Bonkerelli]

Guess I'm not reading my book, lol.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I have more.
Plus, hatchets do have a blunt end, so... you make do with what you have.

Oh dear.
We seem to have a newcomer. I did not know this. Apologies, Bonkerelli.