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[risurocket]

From SE's sig - **Soldiers in Iraq** https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=97422

All you need to know about Troy's Place.

 

[Queen Scoot]

LOL too funny!!!

 

[skand]

Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ¡Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said,' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is SO GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

 

[Queen Scoot]

i think its time for some.....................BLING!!!!!

 

[Queen Scoot]

LOL y'all think we might need some....hmmmm...ummm intervention from our hooker thread...???
LOL NO!!!!! i'm happy! LOL

 

[Queen Scoot]

Quote:
lol we are on a cleaning strike today! hookers do NOT clean!!!

 

[risurocket]

*giggle* I just ate some breakfast. And now one of my other good friends (from the Netherlands) is on chat and I just can't ignore her.

Yay for not cleaning! I have one more day of the kiddo in school, right? right? Friday I can clean... *nod*

 

[risurocket]

I do pretty well with deadlines. Like right up to the deadline. Nothing like working under pressure!

And now I have 2 more minutes and then I am going to let the cleaning fairy out of the closet. We want to get our tree tomorrow, and I won't do it unless the house is done...

I will be taking certain Chickmas-tree pictures. However, space will not allow me to do what I really wanted to do.

OK gals, the cleaning fairy escaped. I have to go or that wand is going to need surgical removal.

 

[skand]

Hahaha I got my floor swept, laundry half way between done and not started. Dishes are perculating in the dishwater.....
Coffee's brewing, soda's chilling, children napping.... Jim underfoot.
Do we see a problem here? lol

 

[eastTNchick]

Hey gals! Just dropping in really quickly. Things are really crazy here. Due to miscommunication in our Sunday School class for an adults only Christmas party, we're having a few of the members over here that did not/could not find/afford to hire a babysitter. So, I've got lots to do around here.

I'm running slightly behind on my SS gift, but I should have it out by Monday or Tuesday at the latest. I'm so sorry! I was planning to get it out today, but I injured my back on Tuesday and have been laid up on pain meds. I'm doing better, but still sore. OK - off to get some more work done.