14 months ago I started one of the first threads in the staff section to discuss member ranks or titles based on the number of posts per user. At the time we decided to shelve the idea for other items that were more important. Well, with all the fun we had with April Fools Day we decided to have everyone help us come up with some "ranks" for members. Everyone from the newbie poster with 1 post to the mama posters like Speckledhen and silkiechicken. The basic idea is this: Brainstorm some ideas for ranking members of the forum based on how many posts they have contributed. I'll be in charge of assigning the number (0-10, 11-50, etc.) but your job is to come up with super ingenious rankings / titles. Can you handle the mission? If so, post your ideas. RULE: Keep the submissions clean and family friendly!!