Ended BYC Poultry Caption Contest 07-11-25 Pic by Evadig

[Birdlove2011]

I'm the smart one out of the bunch, this is how you stay cool for the summer. Easy breezy

 

[Squawkers]

(Warning graphic picture!)

The face you make when giving live birth...
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[gimmie birdies]

Black hen- "Hey, you cannot walk around like that! My husb- I mean there are baby chicks present!"

 

[Birdlove2011]

Say what?!?! You don't shave your neck? Oh you one of them full feathered strange ones. Keep on strolling...

 

[Birdlove2011]

Didn't you get the memo? Its Friday naked neck day.

 

[gimmie birdies]

"I am at a summer pool party- it says neck feathers optional..."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Hey hooman- you say you could never own a Naked Neck chicken and they gross you out? Just to let you know every hen's neck looks like this under her feathers, but if you remove her neck feathers she would have lumpy, bumpy feather dots on her neck. That is gross!"

 

[Chickenpoonumber2]

OMG look at her butt!

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

“Looks like grumpy-duck doesn’t appreciate a good wise-quack after all.”

 

[kikiruru]

OMG that lovey fox stole(fur neck scarf) just up and ran away!