IT DID! It jumped right out in front of my car (van, truck, bike, etc.) and just STOOD there. I swear, it even stuck its' tongue out at me first! My insurance agent totally understood, but since the tree wasn't insured, I had to eat the repair. Trees are EVIL!Just admit it... the tree hit you.
I have a friend whose dad worked for decades at Beth Steel while her stay-at-home Mom raised their nine kids. He was retired for all off three - THREE - days when she got her first-ever job to keep from having to raise him, too!
... but blamed it on the DOG!
In the 60's there were 2 stores next to each other on Broad St, Newark, NJ: The 2 signs were next to each other and read together said:
Yep - it flirts with everyone who walks past. Why else do you think people borrow your tools but never return them? They're emotionally attached!Fresh hardware?
Hey in my house everything is blamed on the cats and the dog is innocent
Mine, too, but that never keeps the little buggers from trying!
Yes they are getting more creative too. The pile of throw up on the bed that is twice the size of them and the food pieces are about 5x the size of their food (about the size of the dog food pieces…)
