BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[janiedoe]

 

[janiedoe]

 

[janiedoe]

 

[cavemanrich]

I thought the joke was one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi = three seconds.

I got that part,,, that is what they make you repeat during a sobriety test,,, only one thousand, instead of Mississippi.

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Stop testing the electrical outlets with wet fingers.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

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If runners get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Spoiler

Missile toe.

I'll let myself out.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Pa-da-dump!

 

[MROO]

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My niece's cat DID! Luckily, her two-year-old didn't notice the quick substitution!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

l shouldn't complain, It's 44f here.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]