BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[ValerieJ]

When we can't get an IV started at work we suggest they get some new ones from Walmart before they come back.
Helps break the tension.

On my way to Walmart!

 

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[NotabitaiI]

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[PeaShack]

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!! I suspect many of us will have worn diapers for our first and last birthdays.

. Here’s an awesome joke from the great Jerry Seinfeld:

Jerry:
To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there... you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know what's goin' on. Both birthday parties, people have to kinda help you blow out the candles, you can't do it... you don't even know why you're doing it. What is this ritual? What is going on? It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather your friends together for you. Sometimes they're not even your friends. They make the judgement. They bring 'em in, they sit 'em down, and they tell you - 'these are your friends! Tell them thank you for coming to my birthday party.

 

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!! I suspect many of us will have worn diapers for our first and last birthdays.

Jerry:
To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar.

I often remind my daughter that I was very conscientious when changing her diapers, since she will soon be changing mine.

She would be sure I saw the flyers for nursing homes and long care facilities that came in the mail. I told her that that isn't the kind of work I do. She said "Work?"

 

[Molpet]

!! I suspect many of us will have worn diapers for our first and last birthdays.

. Here’s an awesome joke from the great Jerry Seinfeld:

Jerry:
To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there... you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know what's goin' on. Both birthday parties, people have to kinda help you blow out the candles, you can't do it... you don't even know why you're doing it. What is this ritual? What is going on? It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather your friends together for you. Sometimes they're not even your friends. They make the judgement. They bring 'em in, they sit 'em down, and they tell you - 'these are your friends! Tell them thank you for coming to my birthday party.

Too close to home anymore. Lol

 

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