BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Molpet]

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I had a friend stay for awhile. After she moved out of state a box of crickets showed up for her reptiles. She said they sent to the wrong address and reshipped to her.
At first they were young, but they matured quickly. Thousand Noisy things. I kept in a 100 gallon tank with a lid. They still escaped.
I didn't have chickens then but had another friend that had turtles.

 

[PeaShack]

Too close to home anymore. Lol

Now in my 50’s I’m certainly in the autumn of my life. Time goes by so quickly and I have no doubt I’ll wake up to the winter of my life soon enough (or not, we never know what God has planned the next day).

But as sad as it is to think about leaving this life, I am 100% certain there will be another adventure after…AD. “After Diapers”. It would seem diapers are always a temporary condition…there will be something better to follow. Keep that faith!

 

[Molpet]

Spoiler

Turtle on a wordle, Finch on an inch, stork on a fork, frog on a log, crane on a brain,

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I missed the first two.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

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Someone stole an Amazon box of 8 lbs. of dried grubs from our porch. I wonder what their reaction was when they opened it.

 

[nuthatched]

Someone stole an Amazon box of 8 lbs. of dried grubs from our porch. I wonder what their reaction was when they opened it.

Hopefully violently negative

 

[Gill-b]

I missed the first two.

A finch on an inch? I am guessing.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Someone stole an Amazon box of 8 lbs. of dried grubs from our porch. I wonder what their reaction was when they opened it.

I hope they decided to take up another line of work.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I hope they decided to take up another line of work.

Maybe someone who gets hit by porch pirates should order a box of snakes! Harmless ones, of course.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Maybe someone who gets hit by porch pirates should order a box of snakes! Harmless ones, of course.

Of course!